As is my job on the weekends at 107.3BBT, I was loading up some commercials for the next week… two of them, set to air at mid-week, are the After Thanksgiving sale ads for Kohl’s and JCPenney…
…both of which are opening at 4AM this Friday.
I have four words for anyone who actually plans to go shop at that hour…
GO BACK TO BED
…because there is no sale, even if they were giving merchandise away free, that is worth getting up hours before sunrise for.
We’re probably a year or two away from 12:01AM openings on Black Friday… which, given that the skies are black when the sales start, is finally an appropriate name for the day after Thanksgiving. 🙂
All kidding aside… let me wish you all a happy Thanksgiving now as I’m not sure how much time I’ll have to blog again this week. 🙂