A sure sign that spring is nigh… the Razzie nominations are out!

And what a star-studded list of failure this is… it’s the 30th annual Golden Raspberry Awards for the Worst Achievements in Cinema (or, for short, the Razzie Awards).   Nominations are always done the morning before Oscar nominations, and they’re given out the night before the other awards.  Generally, the recipients don’t actually pick them up, although Halle Berry famously picked up her “Catwoman” Worst Actress award, Tom Green picked up his 5-award haul for “Freddy Got Fingered”, and Bill Cosby made Fox pay for 24-karat gold and marble Razzies for “Leonard: Part 6”.

Now those who know me know that I’m not really a movie person… I rarely, if ever, sit through a film in a theatre.  BUT… for someone who works weekends in radio, the Razzies are a godsend… as they’re announced on a Saturday, someone like me can use the results on a Sunday show as both a recap and a backhanded Oscar preview. :)   So yes, I’m a big Razzie fan.

Who’s nominated, you say?  I thought you’d never ask… and it’s below the cut (for WordPress readers)… more details at www.razzies.org.

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Richmond indoor football: Enter the Raiders

The regular indoor football season doesn’t start until March, but the AIFA tested the waters with a pre-season Kickoff Classic at the Coliseum tonight.

The crowd was announced at 4700 (or so), or about 4000 more than I expected. :)   I guess there’s more of a market for indoor football than I expected.

Some thoughts:

Game play: Both teams basically got together on Wednesday or Thursday and had to play tonight.  Combine that with pre-season rules limiting the defenses and it was a bit ragged, but not as loose as I thought it would be.  Richmond certainly wanted to look at a few players… there were at least 35 players on the roster tonight, and I don’t think that’ll be the roster size in March… :)   It was entertaining… certainly maintaining indoor football’s reputation as pinball on turf. :)

Officiating: Surprisingly good for this time of year – I don’t know if the AIFA has their own officials or if they use locals, but either way, this had to be their first game in a while.  With one glaring exception, they were pretty much not noticeable.  The one exception came in the fourth quarter, when an “all-star” lined up a direct helmet-to-helmet block on a Richmond player, came right under the chin, and knocked the Richmond player cold.  Stunningly, the cheapshot artist wasn’t ejected from the game, even when he started yapping at the fans that they should put on pads if they wanted to complain.  It was an exhibition game, and would have been a perfect place for the AIFA to make the point that cheapshots are not part of their game.  They missed the point.  AIFA league officials were at the game, so perhaps there’ll be discipline later.  Otherwise, though, the officials were OK.  It was humorous that the ref didn’t seem to really catch on to the fact that the visitors were “All-Stars”… he called penalties and timeouts on “Baltimore”, “Reading”, or nobody at all (just pointing at the blue-shirted guys).

Game presentation: EPIC FAIL.  First, there were no programs.  No roster sheets.  No names on the uniforms.  Basically, you were left cheering for the white shirts against the blue shirts.  C’mon… if you have time to get uniforms on everyone, you have time to get programs together.  That’s why I can’t tell you who the cheapshot artist was, or his victim, above.  No clue.  Sorry.   The DJ, PA announcer, referee, field mic, and Henrico HS band were, at times, ALL competing with each other for the sound system (which, by the way, was down to the Coliseum’s usual low standards – that’s not the AIFA’s fault, though).  Whoever was running gameday operations was lost.  The clock started and stopped pretty much whenever (it was all but impossible to tell if the timekeeper knew AIFA rules)… the chain gang consistently put the chains at the wrong place, or were slow getting out of the way of game play (due to space issues in indoor football, the chain gang is on the field during play)… and in-game promotions were botched.  They had several promotions planned for halftime… due to poor management, they wound up trying to run all of them at once in the last 3 minutes of the intermission… and delayed the start of the second half.  I’d keep going, but I’m flaying a dead horse by now.  With the experience of the Baltimore Mariners gameday staff available to them, you’d think the non-game elements would have worked better.  Oh, speaking of the Mariners, for some reason, it was their season-ticket ad that kept running on the end-zone video displays… odd.  Anyway, the Raiders’ gameday operations need some tending-to.

But the worst moment of all… the one that kind of deflated the evening for me, goes back to that 4th-quarter cheapshot.  The Richmond player – concussed and out cold – hit the turf face-first.  The genius training staff (not sure if it was Richmond or AIFA-supplied staff), after hovering over him for a few minutes… turned him over.   They turned over a player who was at least suffering a concussion, and who may have had neck damage, while he was still semi-conscious at best.  It gets better (or worse, I suppose).  Despite the presence of two Richmond Fire EMTs, the training staff hauled the player to his feet and steered him in a guided stagger to the dressing room.  Let that sink in.  The trainers took a concussed and semi-responsive player and hauled him to his feet.  There are words for that.  Those words are “criminal negligence” (or, if you’re not willing to go that far, how about “termination-level incompetence”?).  There was no use of a neck collar.  There was no backboard.  They simply – and I’m not exaggerating here – lost their patience and hurriedly got the player off the field without adequate care for his long-term health.   They panicked, I think, because play had stopped for a while.   There is no excuse for that. 

Football is a violent game.  I understand that.  But you take care of the casualties.  You don’t drag them off the field like a piece of meat.

*deep breath*

So… on-field: OK.  off-field: not so much.

Now that I’ve seen the Raiders, I’ll probably check out the Revolution on opening night in March at the Ashe Center.  As noted in an earlier post, the Raiders and Revolution both open on March 13.  I got the feeling tonight, from an informal sample, that not many people at the Raiders game knew that the Revolution exists.  So it’ll be interesting to see how both teams draw opening night.

Things that interest me: January edition

Yes, it’s time for one of those posts where I talk about things I’ll be doing that tickle my fancy, and you pretend to care. :)

Thursday, January 14 – Big Oldies 107.3’s Tony Booth will be hosting his “Cliff Notes History of Rock’n’Roll” at the Westhampton Center of the University of Richmond.  It’s a three-hour tour (without Gilligan) from the beginnings of the Rock Era through disco.  Richmond musicians Ron Moody and Steve Bassett will be contributing, and it sounds like an interesting night.  There’s no advance registration.  Just show up for a 7:00pm start. Update: see below.

Unfortunately, because I haven’t mastered the art of being in two places at once, I’ll have to pass on the first improv event of 2010 at Gallery5.  It’s a screening of the documentary “Trust Us, This Is All Made Up” combined with a Richmond Comedy Coalition performance.  The documentary goes inside the life and work of a particularly-talented improv duo.  If this interests you, it starts at 7:00pm as well.

Thursday, January 21 – The RCC does their first full show of 2010 at Gallery5 at 8:00pm.  They’re going to start 2010 with “Fünderstorm”, a show featuring a superfluous umlaut and the three groups that are at the core of the RCC – Made of Bees, Fusebox, and Middle Management… in short, a lot of talent for one low price.  It’s going to be well worth your time.  Check out the RCC’s YouTube or Vimeo pages.

Saturday, January 23 – Yes, I’m going to check out the AIFA Kickoff Classic game at the Coliseum.  One of our Main Line stations, 98.9 Liberty, will be there… given the economy, and Richmond’s long-standing aversion to local sports, it’ll be interesting to see how many people show up.   It probably won’t be a huge crowd, but if they can get a couple thousand, they’ll be off to a good start.

Friday, January 29 / Saturday, January 30 – After the Great Snow Event of 2009 wiped out their December shows, Random Acts will be back on stage at the HATTheatre with their “9 Deaths of the Ninja” concept show (7:30pm both nights) and their Mainstage show (mature audiences only, 9:00pm both nights).  If you haven’t checked out a Random Acts show (and most of you reading this haven’t), why not now? :)

One last thing before I go.  American Idol is going to be in enough trouble when Simon Cowell leaves… shows like last night’s are going to hasten the end that much faster.  AI producers are so busy trying to stage controversy that they’ve lost sight of producing an entertaining show.  Please stop planting performers.  Just roll the cameras and let things happen, you’ll get enough interesting stories without manufacturing them.  Really.

EDIT: I forgot about the fact that parking at UR is a pain.  By the time I got to the venue tonight (1/14), there wasn’t parking within a reasonable distance… and by the time I figured THAT out, it was too late to change plans for the improv film screening.  Ah well, another night at home won’t hurt… :)

Richmond indoor football: Raiders schedule

Although the Raiders’ league, the AIFA, hasn’t released a schedule yet (there are issues with a couple of teams), the Raiders have released their (tentative) schedule for 2010.  It starts next Saturday (1/23) with an exhibition game against the “AIFA All-Stars” – in other words, whichever AIFA players wanted to come to Richmond 6 weeks before the season starts… :)

A while back, I put up the other Richmond team’s schedule (that’d be the IFL Richmond Revolution).  I’m going to put the two schedules up side-by-side.  You’ll see why…

  • Sat Jan 23 – Raiders vs. AIFA All-Stars (exhibition)
  • Sat Mar 13 – Revolution vs. Chicago Slaughter – Raiders vs. Reading Express
  • Sat Mar 20 – Revolution vs. Maryland Maniacs – Raiders vs. NJ Revolution
  • Sat Apr 3 – Raiders vs. Fayetteville Guard
  • Sat Apr 10 – Revolution vs. West Michigan Thunderhawks
  • Sat Apr 24 – Revolution vs. Maryland Maniacs
  • Fri Apr 30 – Raiders vs. Erie Riverrats Storm
  • Sat May 8 – Raiders vs. Fayetteville Guard
  • Sat May 22 – Revolution vs. Rochester Raiders
  • Sat May 29 – Revolution vs. Green Bay Blizzard – Raiders vs. Baltimore Mariners
  • Sat Jun 12 – Revolution vs. Rochester Raiders
  • Fri Jun 18 – Raiders vs. Harrisburg Stampede
  • FYI: Raiders games are at the Coliseum, Revolution games are at the Ashe Center.

It looks like football fans got a bit of a break, as did both teams… the teams play 7 home games each, and they’re only competing with each other on three dates.

In other words, each team will get 4 home games with the indoor football crowd to themselves… and 3 games where they’ll get *half* the indoor football crowd.

From a financial perspective, that will give both teams roughly 5 1/2 games of income for their 7-game season… although that conflict on May 29 will be interesting, as I’ll be curious to see if the fanbase does split roughly in half… or if Richmond fans express a preference between the two teams.

I still don’t think this will last beyond 2010 – Richmond isn’t a passionate enough “sports town” to support two indoor football teams.  To be honest, I’m not sure this town can support one indoor football team.  But we’ll see.

I’m also going to be watching for a “Kicker effect”… with limited entertainment dollars available in our sinking economy, I’ll be really interested to see how the indoor football teams are affected when the USL Richmond Kickers play soccer at City Stadium (we can’t call it “U of R Stadium” now, can we?).  So far, the Kickers have announced only their home opener… which avoids this whole mess as it’ll be on April 17. :)

Finally, although we didn’t get the Raiders playing at both venues on the same date (that was the wisecrack I made when I posted the Revs schedule)… I forgot about the AIFA New Jersey team.  So, on March 20, you say you want a Revolution?  Well, you know, on that night, you’ll have two.  :)

Updated for AIFA Erie’s name change, 1/14.

Test yourself – for Jeopardy!

It’s that time of year again… Jeopardy! is offering its annual online contestant tests in the first quarter of 2010.  I take the test every year.  You’ll note that I haven’t actually appeared on Jeopardy! (YET!!!!), but it’s only because SO many people try out that they just haven’t gotten to me yet. :)

Since I know a lot of really smart people, I don’t want you guys to be left out… so here are the details:

  • The test is done online at www.jeopardy.com.
  • It’s 50 questions that you have to answer within 15 minutes.  In case you were wondering, this is a fair test.  Writer (and Jeopardy! champion) Bob Harris has estimated that the actual gameplay of a typical show’s 60 clues runs about 13 minutes.
  • There’s a general test, as well as specialized College, Kids, and Teen tests.  You have to pre-register at the Jeopardy! website… and you have to be on time for the actual test date.
  • This is the first step only.  If you pass the test, and are selected, you then move on to an in-person audition (the nearest auditions will be in Washington, DC).  If you do well on the audition, you’re added to the contestant pool for 18 months.  Then you wait eagerly for a phone call.  If it doesn’t come, you get to start over. :)

Test dates:

  • Adult (General) test: The adult test is offered by “time zone”, although you can opt for any one – and only one – of the tests.  If you take more than one, you will be disqualified. You don’t have to specify a date when you register, but make sure you actually show up for one…
    • Eastern – Tuesday, January 26, 8pm Eastern
    • Central/Mountain – Wednesday, January 27, 9pm Eastern
    • Pacific – Thursday, January 28, 11pm Eastern
  • College test: Tuesday, February 9, 9pm Eastern
  • Kids test: Tuesday, February 23, 8pm Eastern
  • Teen test: Tuesday, March 2, 9pm Eastern

If you decide to make a run at this, good luck.

All of the details are at the Jeopardy! Contestant Search page.

Symbolism

If you’re on Facebook, you’ve probably seen your female friends posting status updates consisting of just a color (or, in the case of a couple of my friends, the word “none” – and to be honest, I wasn’t surprised that they did once I was told what was going on).

The idea, apparently, was that women were telling other women to post the color of the bra they were currently wearing as a way to promote breast cancer awareness.

While the sentiment was good, the meme was flawed.  I can think of three reasons:

1. There was no explanation. How, exactly, would simply putting up a color as your Facebook status raise awareness of anything?  OK, I realize the goal was to get chatter going, but there are still a lot of people who don’t know why all these color-statuses were going up.  How much more aware are they today than they were Wednesday?

2. The meme got muddled. Because of #1, there are men and women posting random colors to get in on whatever this is, without having any idea of what they were posting, or why.  It was a Facebook meme, and they wanted to be with the crowd.  How much more aware are they today than they were Wednesday?

3. This doesn’t actually DO anything. In that respect, it’s a typical Internet feel-good meme.  It’s a way to feel like you’ve accomplished something without any personal cost other than the few seconds you took to type the status.  It’s really the same thing as one of those Internet petitions to save your favorite TV show.  It gives the appearance of action, without any actual action.  Understand that I am not criticizing anyone for posting their bra color.  I’m criticizing the idea behind the meme.

I’ll leave out the fact that the meme gives the impression that only women get breast cancer, or need to be aware of it.  The grim reality is that “awareness” doesn’t need to be raised.  Believe me, women are aware.  As to my gender… maybe not so much, but then again, how much are men aware of anything? :)  

So what can you do to turn the feel-good meme into constructive action?

First, remind the women in your life* to check themselves regularly… and to ask their doctor when a mammogram should be done.  The power to stop breast cancer is in your hands… literally.

Second, donate.  If everyone who posted a bra color in the last 24 hours gave a few bucks to a breast-cancer research/support organization, that would have made a hell of a lot more of a long-term impact.  You can donate $5 to Komen for the Cure by texting KOMEN to 90999 from your wireless phone… or you can donate more at www.komen.org.  There are other groups as well.  Find one you trust.

For the record… I sent an online donation to Komen for the Cure before I wrote this. :)

* And if you’re a guy who needs a bro… yeah, this means you, too.

American Idol 9: Schedule update

Because of this…

Our Little Genius has been removed from the schedule because of concerns about information given to contestants during preproduction about what topics they would see during the game.  In other words, they started giving away questions and/or answers in some way, shape, or form.” (from http://buzzerblog.flashgameshows.com/fox-drops-our-little-genius-contestants-briefed-too-much/)

…don’t be surprised if the audition show on Wednesday, January 13, is suddenly supersized to 2 hours from the currently-scheduled 75 minutes.  No official word yet, but Fox really doesn’t have much else to put in the 45-minute timeslot…

And really, is anyone surprised at shenanigans from a Mark Burnett production? :)

UPDATED: Fox has announced that the Atlanta audition show on January 13 will be expanded to 90 minutes, followed by The Simpsons.  I forgot about Fox’s go-to show for emergencies… :)

I hate when this happens…

I knew something was going to wrong today.  We were trying something a bit different with our VCU Rams basketball broadcast… the game was going to air on half of the Big Oldies simulcast (only on WARV/100.3)… then the post-game was going to air on both stations (107.3/100.3).

All I had to do, at the end of the game, was play commercials on WARV, switch inputs to our ISDN box so that the VCU broadcast team could hear me (as we switched studios between the game on 100.3 and the postgame on 107.3), backtime WBBT’s music so I could get the post-game on the air quickly, reconnect WARV to the WBBT simulcast after those commercials ended, and then get the VCU broadcast on WBBT… running between two studios and our Wall of Stuff (all of the gadgets and electronics that keep 4 stations on the air).

But that wasn’t what I screwed up.  THAT worked.  Flawlessly.  You’d think I’d done this a few dozen times.

No, what I screwed up was the calendar.  :)

When I got to the station, there was a note on our whiteboard that “the spots for today’s remote are produced and ready”.  I gave the calendar a cursory glance, (thought I) saw the remote was today, and put the spots into our on-air system.

So imagine my surprise when I called the air talent who was “doing” the remote — after it was over — and found out that it was yesterday. :)

That’s right… I spent the first half of my show today hyping a “live” remote that happened 24 hours earlier.  I’m probably going to catch hell for this.  And, frankly, I deserve it.  This is the kind of sloppiness I tend to get on other people for… so, with this blog entry, I’m getting on myself for it as well. :)

Fortunately, I had the basketball game to take my mind off my Major Mistake.  Actually, I was kind of confident about the VCU game, considering I had made my one huge screwup for the day already.  I guess VCU was, too… they blew UNC-Wilmington out of the gym by 34 points. :)

American Idol 9: Laying the Groundwork

It’s time for another season of American Idol.  Some will cheer, some will groan, and some will miss Paula Abdul’s befuddled meanderings… but they’re back in less than 2 weeks.

In a change of schedule necessitated by how long it took to get Ellen DeGeneres into the fold, Hollywood Week hasn’t been taped yet – that’s going to happen in January… so the annual search for dirt on the Top 24 (and it will be 24, not 36, this season) hasn’t started yet, either. 

Of course, the Big Story is that this may be Simon Cowell’s final season.  I suspect a negotiating ploy, myself…

Fox has released the AI9 preliminary schedule (subject to pre-emptions and production changes, of course)…

The party starts on January 12, and I’ll start seriously blogging when we get to the Top 24 in February.

Here’s the schedule (from Fox via MJ’s Big Blog):

  • Tuesday, 1/12/10 – Boston auditions (Victoria Beckham in the 4th judge chair), 8-10pm Eastern
  • Wednesday 1/13/10 – Atlanta (Mary J. Blige), 8-9:15pm (shrinking Our Little Genius’ premiere to 45 minutes)
  • Tuesday 1/19/10 – Chicago (Shania Twain), 8-9pm
  • Wednesday 1/20/10 – Orlando (Kristin Chenoweth), 8-9pm
  • Tuesday 1/26/10 – Dallas (Joe Jonas, Neil Patrick Harris), 8-9pm
  • Wednesday 1/27/10 – Los Angeles (Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry), 9-10pm (permanent time change to move Human Target to the 8-9pm slot)
  • Tuesday 2/2/10 – Denver (Victoria Beckham), 8-9pm
  • Wednesday 2/3/10 – “Road to Hollywood” audition wrapup, 9-10pm
  • Tuesday 2/9/10 – Hollywood Week part 1, 8-9pm
  • Wednesday 2/10/10 – Hollywood Week part 2, 9-10pm
  • Tuesday 2/16/10 – Hollywood Week part 3, 8-9pm
  • Wednesday 2/17/10 – The Big Room With One Lonely Chair (Top 24 announced – 12 guys, 12 girls), 9-10pm
  • Tuesday 2/23/10 – *start blogging here* The competition starts.  This’ll be a real test of Idol’s popularity as it comes during the 2nd week of the 2010 Vancouver Olympics.
    For the first two Top 24 weeks, shows air Tuesdays 8-10pm (girls), Wednesdays 8-10pm (guys), Thursdays 8-9pm (results).  In the third week, the Tuesday and Wednesday shows return to their usual one-hour length (Tuesday at 8, Wednesday at 9).

The Top 12 (or so – Fox is calling it “The Finalists” instead of “The Top 12”) starts on Tuesday, March 16.  Shows will be Tuesdays at 8 (performance, 2 hours the first couple of weeks) and Wednesdays at 9 (results).

Idol Gives (Itself a Pat On The) Back is tentatively scheduled to return April 21 (where there should be 7 finalists left, and no eliminations that week).

Barring sudden changes, the 9th American Idol will be crowned on May 26.

Holidazed

After the epic winter storm that clobbered us this weekend, I’m about to head to the airport to try to get from Richmond to Chicago.

Now, ordinarily, this isn’t a problem.

Except when, to save money (really), one chooses to fly JetBlue from Richmond to New York to Chicago.  Yes, New York, where flight schedules have gone to die all day.

As I type this, my flights are still listed as “on time”.  JFK airport in New York is reporting that all runways are open. 

This sounds too good to be true… and there’s plenty of time for the flights to go awry.

But, at some point in the next day or so, I’m going to get to Chicago to see the family for Christmas.

Getting to the point, as I probably won’t be online that much for the next week or so… here’s hoping your Christmas* season is the best ever.  Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

*Substitute Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Festivus, or whatever you’re celebrating, if you’re so inclined.